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What Happens To InsaneMembrane?

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So I have a question for all of you, if you wish to answer or vote. By now most of you can understand the issues with and between Portalarium and we Shroud of the Avatar consumers and crowdfunders. Do I need, should I keep going? It was pretty clear where things were going to go, and where they have gone, and where they will go.
At every turn, it seems, Portalarium has and will apparently continue to skirt around our issues. Isn’t it redundant and a little badger if I keep piling on the shit and smacking them in the face constantly? Yeah I suppose I’m a bit of a troll and maybe slightly entertaining, but I am happy that I’ve been able to pull the wool back from over our eyes and toss it aside.
I don’t know, you guys let me know! Should I fade back into the troll scum pool from where I came? Or?

Instructions – Shroud of the Avatar ( SotA ) – Release 16 Instructions for r16

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INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR – GOT DICK STUCK IN SOTA R16

One more time! One more time! Sixteen! Sixteen! Sixteen!
Shroud of the Avatar or sometimes abbreviated SotA has some instructions which were released and are available for Shroud of the Avatar Release 16, or sometimes written as sixteen and possibly R16. These instructions are probably the best SotA instructions available for any Shroud of the Avatar release involving instructions.
There are more than 16 instructions in this release of the Shroud of the Avatar instructions for R16. In fact, they may even add more instructions every release, so you can expect them to grow over time. New in the next SotA release instructions: HATS. Fucking so many fucking hats. Instructions on how to get hats. Instructions on how to wear hats. Instructions on who else needs hats. Way more than 16 hats are required in any carebear’s Shroud of the Avatar house.
Getting a house however in SotA is difficult. Instructions to get a house, or 16, aren’t available in Shroud of the Avatar Release 16 instructions, nor any other release instructions. You will likely have to just give all your money to Portalarium. That is the only instruction you need. It is over 16 dollars though. It is over 16 times 16 dollars. BUT DONT LOOSE FAITH! 16 dollars times 16, and then times another 16 will get you a decent house!! Not the best, but decent.
So I hope this helps you with R16 SotA release 16. I know a lot of people out there are googling for help on various Shroud of the Avatar releases, especially 16, and would hate for someone to totally not be able to find all their release 16 hats or something. Shroud of the Avatar hats are the whole game man, really, without a SotA hat in release 16, you are still somebody… A fucking loser.
This concludes the R16 Shroud SotA of the Release 16 Avatar Instructions.
Enjoy.

Instructions – Shroud of the Avatar ( SotA ) – Release 15 Instructions for r15

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INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR – GOT DICK STUCK IN SOTA R15

Shroud of the Avatar or sometimes abbreviated SotA has some instructions which were released and are available for Shroud of the Avatar Release 15, or sometimes written as fifteen and possibly R15. These instructions are probably the best SotA instructions available for any Shroud of the Avatar release involving instructions.
There are more than 15 instructions in this release of the Shroud of the Avatar instructions for R15. In fact, they may even add more instructions every release, so you can expect them to grow over time. New in the next SotA release instructions: HATS. Fucking so many fucking hats. Instructions on how to get hats. Instructions on how to wear hats. Instructions on who else needs hats. Way more than 15 hats are required in any carebear’s Shroud of the Avatar house.
Getting a house however in SotA is difficult. Instructions to get a house, or 15, aren’t available in Shroud of the Avatar Release 15 instructions, nor any other release instructions. You will likely have to just give all your money to Portalarium. That is the only instruction you need. It is over 15 dollars though. It is over 15 times 15 dollars. BUT DONT LOOSE FAITH! 15 dollars times 15, and then times another 15 will get you a decent house!! Not the best, but decent.
So I hope this helps you with R15 SotA release 15. I know a lot of people out there are googling for help on various Shroud of the Avatar releases, especially 15, and would hate for someone to totally not be able to find all their release 15 hats or something. Shroud of the Avatar hats are the whole game man, really, without a SotA hat in release 15, you are still somebody… A fucking loser.
This concludes the R15 Shroud SotA of the Release 15 Avatar Instructions.
Enjoy.

 

Shroud Unlimited Forum Continues

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The State of the Forum is Good. near 500 posts, 16 registered members and a few other “guest” posters.
Forum, I’m so in Lov- yeah ok enough of that shit. We got quite a bit of action in the first week alone, there is some randomness, some off the wall shit, some good insight, we have it all. But the most important thing is that it is open and free for everyone.
Most importantly in the early days of the forum, I need some positive feedback so you all have to vote for me at idontthinksobitch.forumrawks.com
http://shroudunlimited.boards.net/

 

Killing Us Softly, With Their Moderation

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If I ever had to summarise what I believe Portalarium really thinks about our suggestions, I would guess the above graphic is accurate enough to do just that. The Shroud of the Avatar Devs are fond of telling us how they read everything, and really I don’t doubt that they do. Especially when they want a great laugh or to play a drinking game.
Not long ago a suggestion made by a forum user was locked up, you can be the judge of if it was a good suggestion or not. Which is my point. These things need to be discussed on the forum out in the open by the community and if Portalarium staff wish to comment as well, other than to lock and ban, then that would be great. But instead time and time again we are seeing our threads get locked up, deleted, or users being banned for their suggestions and comments. Good or bad.
If they are good, discuss the good and if they are bad, then discuss the bad. Don’t do this:

“Thank you all for your feedback and comments on this, we’re always listening to your suggestions!”

– Chaox

WTF CHAOX BRO YOU SAID WE WUZ COOL!?
Yeah don’t thank someone falsely for their feedback, joke about listening to them, and then lock their fucking thread!  Lawl, if you were fucking “listening to your suggestions” as you put it then you wouldn’t just lock a thread would you, you’d let it go and fucking listen some more. Total bullshit to the degree of InSanITy!
Granted Chaox used a degree of false kindness here before shutting this thread down unlike Junior Moderator Mystic or Koldar The Shitstorm, but I’d drink these lies with the same mother fucking antidote I’d use for them and that is a fact.
The thread can be found here, and if deleted will then be found in my Backup Area:

https://www.shroudoftheavatar.com/forum/index.php?threads/give-store-credit-for-proper-bug-reporting.22215/

 

 

 

 

Portalarium & Shroud of the Avatar – Community Done Wrong

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Last week saw a fair number of posts being tampered with, so it appears that the Shroud of the Avatar Devs are still a bit gun shy about something? Do you know what would be more effective than locking threads, deleting posts or deleting entire threads, and banning people? Anything else. Try getting someone in there to repudiate the accusations made against the Game, the Devs, whatever. Fight facts with facts, if you can.
No, instead, Portalarium continues their campaign of silencing and hiding dissenting opinions on the Shroud of the Avatar forum as well as other places like Steam, Polygon, & MMORPG.
Lets take a quick look at three alone from last week.
 RELAX SIR AND PUT DOWN THE BANHAMMER
FIRST
Current SotA Forum Link:
https://www.shroudoftheavatar.com/forum/index.php?threads/game-is.21970/
This thread has been locked under a “pending review” comment by Koldar. I guess it is still pending review? It has been locked for quite some time. I would bet that the phrase used by the poster “marketing ploy” is what finally got this thing locked, as Koldar posted a piece of the most vague forum rules to date. Man these guys are way too fucking sensitive.

“…posting accusations of malfeasance by Portalarium in our forums, including accusations of a “bait and switch” regarding the single player features, is against our Forum Rules  https://www.shroudoftheavatar.com/forum/index.php?threads/forum-rules.8/), and could result
in a permanent ban…”

– Darkstarr

In case this thread is violated or deleted you can find a copy in the Backup Area or by downloading directly by clicking HERE.
 RELAX SIR AND PUT DOWN THE BANHAMMER
NEXT
Current SotA Forum Link:
https://www.shroudoftheavatar.com/forum/index.php?threads/estimated-delivery-oct-2014.21696/
The thread above was started by AvatarGG. I like this guy, he has a pretty good knack for starting threads which can be critical in a way which doesn’t get him banned(I don’t think) or the thread fully deleted. This one however, did see at least one post get sent into the Portalarium Black Hole.
AvatarGG was suggesting that Portalarium send an update in regards to the status/delay of the game as a whole. He is right, only a fraction of the people are in the forums from day to day and most of the awareness of the news comes from the mail outs they do trying to grab more cash.

 “I think Portalarium should send an email to every backer explaining the reasoning behind the delay. Not everyone reads the forums or the weekly updates, especially the more than 4000 Kickstarter backers that have not yet linked its account.”

– AvatarGG

RELAX SIR AND PUT DOWN THE BANHAMMER

 In the first user post in the thread, grimgryphon seemed apply willing to draw his sword, cut Portalarium, and fall on top of the sword himself in doing so!

“They can always make another video and insult players that gave them negative feedback, like they did before. Seems to work.”

– grimgryphon

RELAX SIR AND PUT DOWN THE BANHAMMER

The funniest part about this thread was Moderator Koldar’s reply to it, the fucking guy has no clue! Firstly he somehow got Snail Mail out of it, and then agree’s with grimgryphon totally not getting the sarcasm at all.

“I think sending snail mail is a moot point. Portalarium would need to send an email asking for everyone’s address first.

And I agree – another roast video would be great.”

– Koldar

RELAX SIR AND PUT DOWN THE BANHAMMER

What came next from grimgryphon got his comment deleted and a smack in the face with Fire Lotus’ Banhammer: Molenix. He was banned for a week for this reply to Mod Koldar:

“Except for the Chris Spears part. Seriously? Calling someone a troll and making fun of their spelling?

It just screams the emotional maturity of a 12-year old. /facepalm.”

– grimgryphon

In case this thread is violated or deleted you can find a copy in the Backup Area or by downloading directly by clicking HERE.
 RELAX SIR AND PUT DOWN THE BANHAMMER
NEXT
The next thread in our series was titled SotA Kickstart Revisited. Posted by fellow Lich It has been removed from the forum and hidden from your eyes. Which is just totally fucking crazy, it is by far the least offensive of the three threads! Please have a read and see for yourself, I thought it was turning into a good discussion!
In case this thread is violated or deleted you can find a copy in the Backup Area or by downloading directly by clicking HERE.

Fake Ladies(aka Lollie) and Gentlemen I give you the Embodiment of the Shroud of the Avatar Devs:

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Portalarium War On Joviex Continues – Portalarium Permabans Joviex Steam Account

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Portalarium have done this at least one time in the past with myself, so this does not surprise me in the least. But to some of you, it might be surprising, shocking even, if I can put words into your mouth. God knows I want to put something in your mouth.
So Joviex was permabanned a short while ago, this we should know by now. Now, Joviex has been permabanned from Steam’s Shroud of the Avatar community to boot, by a developer? Actually that is news to me, I had no idea that the Devs and Community Management team ran the Steam stuff. I thought this stuff was run by Steam! I don’t really have much to do with Steam because it is kind of shit and more useless than anything else out there.
Joviex was called into question by a user:

“nobody gets permabanned for speaking the truth. i am suspect as to the real reason you got banned.”

 put the hammer down ports!

– gdabling

 put the hammer down ports!

LAWL! This guy has clearly never logged into the SotA forum has he. And, such fucking poetic synergy occurs as when Joviex responded to this user about his comment, with the truth, he gets permabanned from Steam! I can’t make this shit up guys!

“Be suspect all ya want. I’ve been a member since KS day 3 and all my posts are available to see. If you have DEV+ you can read them there as well. 

 put the hammer down ports!

I’ve contributed lots of money, lots of discussion time and even fulfilled a pledge reward item (radio), built an entire conversion system for the crowd sourcing, contributed code for unity tools, etc…

 put the hammer down ports!

None of that matters, nor should it, IF you are a total *** and go out of the way to bash and troll. I didnt. I called BS on a lot of things Starr Long was presenting, to a group of professionals, my peers, here in LA, pointed out which things were BS and got banned.

 put the hammer down ports!

Plain and simple.

 put the hammer down ports!

If you want to see what got me banned, you can read the post that was deleted from the main forums on insanemembranes website.

 put the hammer down ports!

Cheers”

 put the hammer down ports!

– Joviex

 put the hammer down ports!

After that post Joviex was permabanned from Steam. What makes this even better, there was totally no reason given for the ban. The field was left blank lulz, oh Portalarium, you so silly! Here is the image:

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I think Joviex should take this to Steam management, it would be a good use case for everyone because if Portalarium are indeed in full control over that community hub for SotA, we’re all going to need a good use case. Banned, no attacking, just banned with no reason. BS.