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Shroud of the Avatar Release Date – Pushed Again?

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This might be old news by now, but since I am away I missed this until I happened across this video(full video) on Gamers Nexus.
You can skip straight to it with the below frame where the jist of it is:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YO

Alpha: “By Summer”

Beta: “By Fall”

Release: “Struggling to try and make sure we get it in this calender year but we’re close”

– Richard Garriott

Now this video went up on April 3rd so it is about a month old but still begs the question, what the fuck? If you are more diplomatic than I am, like Shroud Unlimited forum member Mordecai is, you may phrase that slightly differently:

Could they really have not known better, what with all their experience?

– Mordecai

http://shroudunlimited.boards.net/thread/102/timetables
That is a pretty accurate question which Mordecai has asked, I think the quick and simple answer to that question should most certainly be YES. That being the case, what caused the year+ delay we’ve already been hit with? As part of the crowd-funding members, I would love to know if they themselves are actually able to identify the problem yet, and then ensure that the game is actually released ~end of the year let alone future release dates of all four remaining Episodes post Episode 1…
Look. This game gets smaller and smaller every time we look at it, like it was hit by Big Russ’ fucking shrinking gun each time. They’ve cut and or walked back a ton of features and content from Shroud of the Avatar already, isn’t that usually done to ensure date’s get met in the first place? Pagan out before Christmas, fine no Lost Vale. SotA out no more than a year and a half past original release date? Fine, no — wait we don’t have anything left to cut from the program before we can no longer call it a game!

Instructions – Shroud of the Avatar ( SotA ) – Release 16 Instructions for r16

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INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR – GOT DICK STUCK IN SOTA R16

One more time! One more time! Sixteen! Sixteen! Sixteen!
Shroud of the Avatar or sometimes abbreviated SotA has some instructions which were released and are available for Shroud of the Avatar Release 16, or sometimes written as sixteen and possibly R16. These instructions are probably the best SotA instructions available for any Shroud of the Avatar release involving instructions.
There are more than 16 instructions in this release of the Shroud of the Avatar instructions for R16. In fact, they may even add more instructions every release, so you can expect them to grow over time. New in the next SotA release instructions: HATS. Fucking so many fucking hats. Instructions on how to get hats. Instructions on how to wear hats. Instructions on who else needs hats. Way more than 16 hats are required in any carebear’s Shroud of the Avatar house.
Getting a house however in SotA is difficult. Instructions to get a house, or 16, aren’t available in Shroud of the Avatar Release 16 instructions, nor any other release instructions. You will likely have to just give all your money to Portalarium. That is the only instruction you need. It is over 16 dollars though. It is over 16 times 16 dollars. BUT DONT LOOSE FAITH! 16 dollars times 16, and then times another 16 will get you a decent house!! Not the best, but decent.
So I hope this helps you with R16 SotA release 16. I know a lot of people out there are googling for help on various Shroud of the Avatar releases, especially 16, and would hate for someone to totally not be able to find all their release 16 hats or something. Shroud of the Avatar hats are the whole game man, really, without a SotA hat in release 16, you are still somebody… A fucking loser.
This concludes the R16 Shroud SotA of the Release 16 Avatar Instructions.
Enjoy.

Instructions – Shroud of the Avatar ( SotA ) – Release 15 Instructions for r15

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INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR – GOT DICK STUCK IN SOTA R15

Shroud of the Avatar or sometimes abbreviated SotA has some instructions which were released and are available for Shroud of the Avatar Release 15, or sometimes written as fifteen and possibly R15. These instructions are probably the best SotA instructions available for any Shroud of the Avatar release involving instructions.
There are more than 15 instructions in this release of the Shroud of the Avatar instructions for R15. In fact, they may even add more instructions every release, so you can expect them to grow over time. New in the next SotA release instructions: HATS. Fucking so many fucking hats. Instructions on how to get hats. Instructions on how to wear hats. Instructions on who else needs hats. Way more than 15 hats are required in any carebear’s Shroud of the Avatar house.
Getting a house however in SotA is difficult. Instructions to get a house, or 15, aren’t available in Shroud of the Avatar Release 15 instructions, nor any other release instructions. You will likely have to just give all your money to Portalarium. That is the only instruction you need. It is over 15 dollars though. It is over 15 times 15 dollars. BUT DONT LOOSE FAITH! 15 dollars times 15, and then times another 15 will get you a decent house!! Not the best, but decent.
So I hope this helps you with R15 SotA release 15. I know a lot of people out there are googling for help on various Shroud of the Avatar releases, especially 15, and would hate for someone to totally not be able to find all their release 15 hats or something. Shroud of the Avatar hats are the whole game man, really, without a SotA hat in release 15, you are still somebody… A fucking loser.
This concludes the R15 Shroud SotA of the Release 15 Avatar Instructions.
Enjoy.